SHAKE, RATTLE, AND NOPE! Why the Recent Quakes in Japan, Alaska, California & BC Are Your Wake-Up Call

When disaster strikes, the last thing you want is to realize your "emergency plan" consists of screaming and Googling what to do in an earthquake mid-shake. (Spoiler: That’s not effective.)

Here’s what is effective—and what’s covered in our FREE handbook:

1. Emergency Kits: Not Just Snacks and Wishful Thinking

Sure, stocking up on chips and soda sounds fun, but real preparedness means having food, water, flashlights, a first-aid kit, and enough batteries to power a small army of electronics

(or at least your flashlight for a few nights).

Our guide lays out exactly what you need—and what you think you need but don’t. (Hint: Your collection of scented candles won’t cut it.)

2. The Family Escape Plan: Herding Cats, But Worse

Ever tried getting your family to leave on time for a vacation? Now imagine that, but with an earthquake happening.

A clear, practiced escape plan ensures that when the shaking starts, everyone knows what to do instead of running in circles yelling, “WHERE’S THE CAT?!”

(We promise, the cat already has a plan and it doesn’t involve you.)

3. Myth-Busting: No, the Doorway is NOT the Safest Place

We've all heard some wild earthquake survival tips—like standing in a doorway (bad idea) or making a tinfoil hat (not earthquake-related, but still questionable). Our handbook debunks myths and gives you actual science-backed safety strategies so you don’t waste time doing something useless when it matters most.

4. What to Do AFTER the Shaking Stops

Earthquakes don’t end when the shaking does.

Aftershocks, gas leaks, power outages, and general chaos are all things you need to be ready for. Our guide walks you through post-quake safety so you can avoid danger—and avoid being that person who tries to turn the gas back on with a lighter.

(Please don’t be that person.)